the10dollarfoundingfather:

Phillip Hamilton: I hate going to the kitchen and finding out I’m the only snack in this house

untexting:

80slesbiab:

mood: anne hathaway holding a knife and laughing

Mia Thermopolis, you wild

accessiblecoldtimes:

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

prisonsentience:

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

quentinspeaks:

pipistrellus:

frederick-the-great:

sleepy-bookworm:

ghost-coven:

furrama:

les-etoilles:

dyrus:

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

gentlemanstallion:

questionably-gay:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

madqueensarah:

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

halbarryislife:

Helpless…..